Roger Marshall keeps punching himself in the face. Kansans raise a bemused eyebrow.

By: Clay Wirestone

Outlets: Kansas Reflector

Published: October 8, 2026

Words: 658

Last Updated: 1 week, 3 days ago


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Visualize a clenched fist, fingers tight and knuckles braced, pulled back to strike.

Visualize that fist taking an unexpected turn, avoiding an opponent and instead circling back to slam into its owner’s face. I won’t describe the sights and sounds that follow, just know that the fighter for some unholy reason keeps clenching that fist and striking his own face, over and over and over.

Visualize U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall’s recent moves in his …

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