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There’s a political ad I’d like to see. I know it’s just a dream. But let’s break out the Alabama Campaign Spot Construction Set anyway. Get my candidate in a field with 64 spotlights on him. Put him in a $90,000 pickup truck. Play that 2003 bar band guitar riff. Burmp ba-da-da-da burp-bum bop. “My […]

By: Brian Lyman

Outlets: Alabama Reflector

Published: September 21, 2026

Words: 925

Last Updated: 2 weeks, 3 days ago

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There’s a political ad I’d like to see. I know it’s just a dream.

But let’s break out the Alabama Campaign Spot Construction Set anyway. Get my candidate in a field with 64 spotlights on him. Put him in a $90,000 pickup truck. Play that 2003 bar band guitar riff.

Burmp ba-da-da-da burp-bum bop.

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